Will: A Ghost Slapped My Ass.

Will: A ghost slapped my ass.

Jem: What? Did I hear that right?

Will: You heard me right. A. Ghost. Slapped. My. Ass.

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Modern Lucie x Jesse

[texting]

Jesse: Hi, who is this? Grace was bored and changed all my contacts to mythical creatures.

Lucie: What’s mine?

Jesse: Dwarf

Lucie: SHE’S SO MEAN I’M NOT THAT SHORT!

Jesse: Oh, hi Lucie

Lucie: FUCK

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4 years ago

Henry: You know, if things had gone differently in my life, I would have been a pilot.

Henry: Hey, what would happen if you turn the remote off and then back on real fast?

Jessamine: Yeah, you would have been a great pilot...

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: [Pulls out a knife]

Jem: Oh no.

Will: [Opens a box with it]

Jem: Oh, okay.

Will: [Pulls another knife out of the box]

Jem: Oh no!

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

James and Matthew fighting a demon

Matthew : I’ll try to distract them. You run!

James : no, we’re in this together

Matthew : whew, I’m glad you said that. I’m really not up to noble sacrifices

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Valentine: Voyages are like children

Valentine: You delete the ones that don’t succeed

Jocelyn: wHat?

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