Will: Is Masturbating While Smoking Weed Called Masturblazing Or Highjacking?

Will: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing or highjacking?

Gabriel: No, it’s called weedwhacking.

Jem: No, it’s called disappointing your mother.

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