MC, on most books : You may be asking, “MC, how did you do this to yourself?”
MC, slightly baffled and frustrated : Well, guys, MC doesn’t fucking know either.
Michael jealous hc pretty pretty please with the cherry on top? ❤️❤️❤️
Michael can’t help but do this thing with his eyes where it’s always narrowed. He lowers his head down and just stares at MC talking to another person. He turns his cheeks and just ponders.
He talks himself from saying anything stupid. He doesn’t want to come off as an overprotective boyfriend. MC isn’t his property.
When he’s jealous, he just takes deep breaths. In and out. In and out.
“So when are we going to go out to meet your friend? Oh, it’s just you two? Oh. Oh, okay. Pfft, yeah, that’s fine. I’ll just…video chat with Giselle, that’s cool with you?”
He can be such a dick sometimes. He hates that part of himself. He’s learning for MC.
He sulks a lot.
When MC says goodbye to their friend, Michael just kinda pulls them to him and peppers their face with kisses. He’s trying to distract himself from getting too pissed off at the other guy.
“Don’t do that thing - that made me fall in love with you to begin with. Before I know it, I have to compete with a supermodel. Uhm, never mind you can do anything you want to, babe.”
He clenches his fist a lot and sucks in his cheeks.
He likes to think MC is the most good looking person out there so he can’t help but get jealous. He tries to minimize it though.
His theme song is: Jealous by Nick Jonas. Literally him.
“Why should I even compare myself to him? When he doesn’t compete.”
Michael always pep talks himself from getting too upset.
Michael often gets red in the face because he’s so conflicted, does he make it obvious MC is taken or does he play off like it doesn’t faze him.
He always ends up sitting in the corner while MC is out there talking and mingling.
Michael absolutely loves it when MC touches his face and asks him what’s wrong. He likes the reassurance. He most definitely loves MC.
Kisses them for days, showers them with more love when he’s constantly reminded that other people would literally jump at the chance to date MC.
“It’s healthy to get jealous once in awhile, it shows that I want you and only you.”
He’s way too prideful and doesn’t want MC to know he’s jealous so he casually tells MC he’ll wait for them in the car.
He’s so passive-aggressive, it’s insane.
On days where he can’t handle his jealously, he walks over to MC and drapes his arm around them. “So, after dinner, your place or mines? which earns him a pointed look from MC because he’s acting like a child.
Michael apologizes all the time if he goes overboard. He gets MC flowers and chocolates. He doesn’t want to go to bed without resolving their issues.
“Pfft, whatever.”
BEST POST
MC: So I’m sitting there barbecue sauce on my tiddies.
Michael: Girl you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
Caleb: Stop saying I look like chicken little! He’s dumb, and he’s a coward and I am NOT A COWARD.
Maria: I do love working here it’s just we have a lot of laughs. Fuck off Janet, I’m not going to your fucking baby shower.
Emma: So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift.
Aiden: I don’t get no sleep cause of ya’ll. Ya’ll never gonna sleep cause of me.
Julian: To make a long fuckin story short I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
Payton: HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?
pokemon autism has fucked me up, reblog if you agree. (this is so targeted toward like a vv specific group of people bc we are INSANE).
i’d pay to see Michael find out that his boy/girlfriend just fuckin broke their leg because of some girl trying to get the lead in a play
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me: i wanna be mutuals with the krisnix girlies
also me: just admiring them from the depths of my deep priv on twitter
i’m on my second playthrough of apollo justice: ace attorney and. growing more attached to the two of them by the minute. i nee d to draw the two of them.
Lord Ghirahim…By Cacacolllllllllla
☆。*☽Just Beyond The Veil Of Your Existence☾*。☆
THIS IS SO FUNNY
michael : break a leg
mc’s dumb, dramatic ass : **stands on an unstable box with wheels underneath** sure thing :)))))
michael : that’s not what i meA-
Michael: I have no heart. I am a loner. Love is for fools. I don’t need anyone in my li-
MC: *enters the room* Hi!
Michael: Well, fuck. Forget I said anything.
i love transfem kris…………..
attorney doodles bc i will never get away from these fuckass videogames. enjoy