Michael: I have no heart. I am a loner. Love is for fools. I don’t need anyone in my li-
MC: *enters the room* Hi!
Michael: Well, fuck. Forget I said anything.
my social media presence is 📈📉 uhhhhh anyways, kristoph gavin .. he’s become my third favorite ace attorney character. 🖤🖤 (art wip by the way, i might post the finished thing once i’m done if anyone would be at all interested in it).
michael: so i bought this keychain @ a gas station near a dumpster while i was walking home and thought of u
michael: also it was 90% off cause someone stepped on it but anyway good lucc
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MC: So I’m sitting there barbecue sauce on my tiddies.
Michael: Girl you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
Caleb: Stop saying I look like chicken little! He’s dumb, and he’s a coward and I am NOT A COWARD.
Maria: I do love working here it’s just we have a lot of laughs. Fuck off Janet, I’m not going to your fucking baby shower.
Emma: So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift.
Aiden: I don’t get no sleep cause of ya’ll. Ya’ll never gonna sleep cause of me.
Julian: To make a long fuckin story short I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
Payton: HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?
MC, on most books : You may be asking, “MC, how did you do this to yourself?”
MC, slightly baffled and frustrated : Well, guys, MC doesn’t fucking know either.