there's a professor and guess what? he's immortal and depressed.
The worse the explanation, the better.
Koh: *sees Michael and MC holding hands* Now, what do we have here? You finally confessed your feelings? It’s about time! Who did it?
Michael: It was me. I made sure it was short and sweet.
MC: *snorts* Yeah, “short and sweet”.
MC: You yelled “NOW LISTEN HERE I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU AND I KNOW YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME SO IT’S ABOUT TIME WE ACKNOWLEDGE IT!” in front of my house.
Koh: Wow, Michael…
Michael: Yeah, I know.
i might post some of my favorite mcs from the choices books i’ve read.. i don’t know if y’all would want that but i just wanna be more active on tumblr oof
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Michael: I have no heart. I am a loner. Love is for fools. I don’t need anyone in my li-
MC: *enters the room* Hi!
Michael: Well, fuck. Forget I said anything.
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MC: So I’m sitting there barbecue sauce on my tiddies.
Michael: Girl you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
Caleb: Stop saying I look like chicken little! He’s dumb, and he’s a coward and I am NOT A COWARD.
Maria: I do love working here it’s just we have a lot of laughs. Fuck off Janet, I’m not going to your fucking baby shower.
Emma: So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift.
Aiden: I don’t get no sleep cause of ya’ll. Ya’ll never gonna sleep cause of me.
Julian: To make a long fuckin story short I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
Payton: HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?
THEY ANNOUNCED THAT ITS COMING BACK NEXT WEEK AND I SCREAMED So ofc?? i drew my fav kids?? ( male mc, lu x michael)
AFGASFSYDFYD
MC: I can hold the whole world in my hands.
Michael: That’s impos-
MC: *cups Michael’s face*
Michael: *blushing* I have a reputation to maintain.
MC, on most books : You may be asking, “MC, how did you do this to yourself?”
MC, slightly baffled and frustrated : Well, guys, MC doesn’t fucking know either.
A MOOD
professor oc i made :3 this art is unfinished but.
achille ténèbres - verdant timeline ( fan made timeline for scarlet / violet - created by me )