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MC: So I’m sitting there barbecue sauce on my tiddies.
Michael: Girl you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
Caleb: Stop saying I look like chicken little! He’s dumb, and he’s a coward and I am NOT A COWARD.
Maria: I do love working here it’s just we have a lot of laughs. Fuck off Janet, I’m not going to your fucking baby shower.
Emma: So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift.
Aiden: I don’t get no sleep cause of ya’ll. Ya’ll never gonna sleep cause of me.
Julian: To make a long fuckin story short I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
Payton: HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?
My reasoning: the fact that MC literally had their shoulder dislocated by Raife and still went on about fighting him as if everything was okay, like as though they didn’t just go and heal themselves without knowing what the hell they were doing (aka healing like Raife continued to do the whole battle) Also, I mean, it could definitely be them being under the strain of adrenaline but if I just dislocated my fucking shoulder, I don’t think I’d go and be all happy-go-lucky about fighting an evil man. Prove me wrong? You can’t.. at least until its proven by PB
He is shiny hunting and is having a very rough time.
MC: Who wants a hug?
Michael: (Hugs MC) Get in line, bitches!
Maria: I didn’t want a hug anyway…
Aiden: Dammit, I wanted that hug!
I had a background but it looked hashtag bad SO HERE U GO BABES
THIS IS SO FUNNY
michael : break a leg
mc’s dumb, dramatic ass : **stands on an unstable box with wheels underneath** sure thing :)))))
michael : that’s not what i meA-
professor oc i made :3 this art is unfinished but.
achille ténèbres - verdant timeline ( fan made timeline for scarlet / violet - created by me )
i love transfem kris…………..
attorney doodles bc i will never get away from these fuckass videogames. enjoy
profile pic credit to quinnskelly
• Various Cover!MC icons !
• f2u with credit
i think i am the funniest person alive