Lord Ghirahim…By Cacacolllllllllla

IM IN CLASS TRYING NOT TO DIE OF LAUGHTER

man imagine going to penderghast and tryna eat ur cereal or sum shit and ur spoon flies out of ur hand and ur like 😒 someone’s fuckin again .

Link hair go swoosh

Michael: I have no heart. I am a loner. Love is for fools. I don’t need anyone in my li-

MC: *enters the room* Hi!

Michael: Well, fuck. Forget I said anything.

SERIOUSLY

{In the middle of the night}

Michael: [Trying to get MC’s attention by throwing rocks at her window from the outside]

MC, texting Michael: Why are you throwing rocks at my window?! You have a phone for a reason.

{Loud bang}

MC: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE AT MY WINDOW??

🗣🗣🗣 michael harrison is the sweetest boy ever and deserves better than to be written off as the “resident sarcastic asshole”🗣🗣🗣

[AI Hop has no intention of battling!]

. . .

[AI Hop has initiated a battle!]

TOUCHDOWN

Michael jealous hc pretty pretty please with the cherry on top? ❤️❤️❤️

Michael can’t help but do this thing with his eyes where it’s always narrowed. He lowers his head down and just stares at MC talking to another person. He turns his cheeks and just ponders. 

He talks himself from saying anything stupid. He doesn’t want to come off as an overprotective boyfriend. MC isn’t his property. 

When he’s jealous, he just takes deep breaths. In and out. In and out. 

“So when are we going to go out to meet your friend? Oh, it’s just you two? Oh. Oh, okay. Pfft, yeah, that’s fine. I’ll just…video chat with Giselle, that’s cool with you?” 

He can be such a dick sometimes. He hates that part of himself. He’s learning for MC. 

He sulks a lot. 

When MC says goodbye to their friend, Michael just kinda pulls them to him and peppers their face with kisses. He’s trying to distract himself from getting too pissed off at the other guy. 

“Don’t do that thing - that made me fall in love with you to begin with. Before I know it, I have to compete with a supermodel. Uhm, never mind  you can do anything you want to, babe.” 

He clenches his fist a lot and sucks in his cheeks. 

He likes to think MC is the most good looking person out there so he can’t help but get jealous. He tries to minimize it though. 

His theme song is: Jealous by Nick Jonas. Literally him. 

“Why should I even compare myself to him? When he doesn’t compete.” 

Michael always pep talks himself from getting too upset. 

Michael often gets red in the face because he’s so conflicted, does he make it obvious MC is taken or does he play off like it doesn’t faze him.

He always ends up sitting in the corner while MC is out there talking and mingling. 

Michael absolutely loves it when MC touches his face and asks him what’s wrong. He likes the reassurance. He most definitely loves MC. 

Kisses them for days, showers them with more love when he’s constantly reminded that other people would literally jump at the chance to date MC. 

“It’s healthy to get jealous once in awhile, it shows that I want you and only you.” 

He’s way too prideful and doesn’t want MC to know he’s jealous so he casually tells MC he’ll wait for them in the car. 

He’s so passive-aggressive, it’s insane. 

On days where he can’t handle his jealously, he walks over to MC and drapes his arm around them. “So, after dinner, your place or mines? which earns him a pointed look from MC because he’s acting like a child.

Michael apologizes all the time if he goes overboard. He gets MC flowers and chocolates. He doesn’t want to go to bed without resolving their issues. 

“Pfft, whatever.” 

someone: Skyward Sword sucks

me: valid opinion, have a nice day

someone: Ghirahim sucks

me: you better shut your mouth right now

there's a professor and guess what? he's immortal and depressed.

The worse the explanation, the better.