I’d Pay To See Michael Find Out That His Boy/girlfriend Just Fuckin Broke Their Leg Because Of Some

🗣🗣🗣 michael harrison is the sweetest boy ever and deserves better than to be written off as the “resident sarcastic asshole”🗣🗣🗣

MC, on most books : You may be asking, “MC, how did you do this to yourself?”

MC, slightly baffled and frustrated : Well, guys, MC doesn’t fucking know either.

A MOOD

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• f2u with credit

michael: so i bought this keychain @ a gas station near a dumpster while i was walking home and thought of u

michael: also it was 90% off cause someone stepped on it but anyway good lucc

my ass:

He is shiny hunting and is having a very rough time.

me while writing my beckett x fem!atlas fanfic

I had a revelation last night

THIS IS SO FUNNY

michael : break a leg

mc’s dumb, dramatic ass : **stands on an unstable box with wheels underneath** sure thing :)))))

michael : that’s not what i meA-

there's a professor and guess what? he's immortal and depressed.

The worse the explanation, the better.

IM IN CLASS TRYING NOT TO DIE OF LAUGHTER

man imagine going to penderghast and tryna eat ur cereal or sum shit and ur spoon flies out of ur hand and ur like 😒 someone’s fuckin again .