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a good crust of bread will have your ass hankering for a hearty stew

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task

“Mercy Buckets”

“Anyone for a tip of Buckley’s?”

“Well; A profound subject.”

“Beautiful! Like a Duck.”

“You’ve got duck’s disease, built with your ass too close to the ground.”

“Can I count on you?” “I have ten fingers and ten toes, of course you can.”

“Close; but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades,  and hydrogen bombs.”

“Bugger Bum”