“Beautiful! Like a Duck.”
“CheeriBye”
“That’s it get amongst it!”
“Bugger Bum”
“Always cut towards your chum never cut towards your thumb
You can replace your chum but you can’t replace your thumb”
“Close; but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hydrogen bombs.”
a good crust of bread will have your ass hankering for a hearty stew
cowboy boobs
Steel toed boobs. Combat boobs. Work boobs.
Is that anything?
“You should pot flowers in it”
That moment of panic when putting on a hoodie and you lodge both elbows firmly in the sleeves
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