“Close; But Close Only Counts In Horseshoes, Hand Grenades,  And Hydrogen Bombs.”

a good crust of bread will have your ass hankering for a hearty stew

cowboy boobs

Steel toed boobs. Combat boobs. Work boobs.

Is that anything?

we lost it when songs started being uploaded on youtube called SPEED UP + PITCHED (TIKTOK VERSION) like call it what its called. its nightcore. respect the ones who came before you. and put an anime girl on the thumbnail

“Always cut towards your chum never cut towards your thumb

You can replace your chum but you can’t replace your thumb”

“Well; A profound subject.”

“Bugger Bum”

“Well, I oppose...”

“Can I count on you?” “I have ten fingers and ten toes, of course you can.”

“You’ve got duck’s disease, built with your ass too close to the ground.”

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task