“You’ve got duck’s disease, built with your ass too close to the ground.”
“Well, I oppose...”
cowboy boobs
Steel toed boobs. Combat boobs. Work boobs.
Is that anything?
do u ppl say ‘etic’ or ‘eee tee sea’ when u read this?-> etc.
“Anyone for a tip of Buckley’s?”
“Close; but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hydrogen bombs.”
“Beautiful! Like a Duck.”
“Can I count on you?” “I have ten fingers and ten toes, of course you can.”
“Well; A profound subject.”
“Mercy Buckets”
That moment of panic when putting on a hoodie and you lodge both elbows firmly in the sleeves
21 posts