“Can I count on you?” “I have ten fingers and ten toes, of course you can.”
“Beautiful! Like a Duck.”
“Well, I oppose...”
a good crust of bread will have your ass hankering for a hearty stew
“Always cut towards your chum never cut towards your thumb
You can replace your chum but you can’t replace your thumb”
we lost it when songs started being uploaded on youtube called SPEED UP + PITCHED (TIKTOK VERSION) like call it what its called. its nightcore. respect the ones who came before you. and put an anime girl on the thumbnail
“That’s it get amongst it!”
“Bugger Bum”
“CheeriBye”
That moment of panic when putting on a hoodie and you lodge both elbows firmly in the sleeves
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