Rachel: WhY Does This Hallway Smell Like Dater-pe???

Eric: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop.

Nick: What?

Eric: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-

Nick: I love you.

Eric:

Nick:

Eric:

Nick: Also cereal qualifies as soup.

Eric: I fucking knew it.

Jason: idk bro, i should probably kiss him

Eric:

Nick:

Rachel:

Salim:

Jason: what?

-eric interrogating Salim-

Eric: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole, truth, and nothing but the truth?

Salim: no

Eric:

eric, into his walkie talkie: what do I do now?

Jason: I just finished a 239 page book in like an hour, look at me go :)

Salim: It was a graphic novel.

Jason: Shush, I don't want to hear it from you, babe, you're sick!

Jason: Fuck you Eric.

Eric:

Merwin: Yeah, Eric, fuck you!

Eric:

Joey: Eric, you suck.

Eric:

Clarisse, looking Eric up and down: You look like you shop at vineyard vines.

Eric, tearing up: That is the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.

The legend of the minecraft glow squid

*comes up to u & hands u a bottle of water but it looks like this*

When reading fanfic keep in mind that for professional literature: 

Short story: under 7,500

Novelette: between 7,500 and 17,500

Novella: between 17,500 and 40,000

Novel: over 40,000

Fics over 40k are literally a novel written and shared for free.  If you have written a 40k+ fic, you have literally written a novel.

Jason: No, don't-!

Nick: JASON LISTENS TO WHITE GIRL MUSIC!!

Rachel: What?

Joey: Lmao why??

Jason: BRITNEY SPEARS DIED FOR OUR SINS, OKAY??

Jason: my boyfriend’s mad i haven’t replied to his post yet, like hold on shawty i’m tryna figure out how to spell georges

Supermassive games: there is only one thing worse than being dead.

*tears off another piece of paper to reveal “eric being dead”*

Supermassive games: boom.

The fandom: Eric

Supermassive games: no-

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH