Nick: Why Are You So Mad At Me? Is It Because I Slept With Eric?

Nurse: You scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire.

Jason: So that means I'm good at mental health, right?

*Crisis Counselor enters the room*

Jason: Ah, shit.

I’m definitely not supposed to be doing maths

Maths work???? On my desk????????? Nooooo

Zain: I can’t find my phone

Jason: I can call it for you

Zain: wait no-

Phone ringing: you are my dad (your my dad) BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

Zain:

Jason:

Zain: I can explain-

Jason: StOp crossing the road like that, do you have no anxiety??

Salim: Oh, I have anxiety, but my anxiety is more like I'm confident the cars won't hit me but I'm worried the drivers don't like me.

Nick: What's your favorite color?

Rachel: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Nick: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Rachel: My favorite color is blue.

Rachel: I keep telling my boyfriend that he can't love Chappell Roan and be straight, but he does, and he is :/

Eric: I don't know about that,

Rachel: Is Nick gay???

Eric: He was last night...

Nick: Is it just me or has Jason gotten smarter since he started fucking Salim?

Rachel: No, no, you're right. Is it some kind of STI?

Nick: Sexually Transmitted Intelligence.

Rachel: WhY does this hallway smell like dater-pe???

Nick: Merwin uses a really strong cologne.

Jason: Overactive sweat glands, you know how it is.

Merwin: I smell fine!!

Rachel: Shower. Now.

Eric: I don’t like your accusatory tone.

Rachel: Well, I’d use a different tone, but I’m trying to accuse you of something.