Eric: I Don’t Like Your Accusatory Tone.

Nick: Why are you so mad at me? Is it because I slept with Eric?

Rachel: YOU WHAT?!

Nick: Fuck, it wasn't that.

Eric: truth or dare

Rachel: truth

Eric: do you want to kiss Nick?

Rachel: dare

Eric: kiss Nick.

Rachel: never have i ever-

Eric: that’s not the game?!!

Nick, holding a deck of cards: Who wants a tarot reading!?

Eric: Those are Pokemon cards

Nick, holding a card: You got a Squirtle, it means fuck you

Jason: You have that glint in your eye that either says 'I'm Mary Poppins' or 'I'm going to dump your body in that chasm river.'

Salim: We'll never know which it is!

Jason: ow! son of a bi-

Salim pointing to Zain: Jason! children!

Jason: … iscuit. son of a biscuit.

Nick: nice save.

Jason: yeah. fucking nailed it.

Nick: Hey we should do this insane dangerous thing that would get us all killed!

Jason: My beautiful baby angel child who can do no wrong, you are usually right but in this case I'm going to have to ask you to sit this one out.

Nick: Aw, okay :(

Eric: Or, we could-

Jason: *shoots him dead*

Jason when he disagrees with Nick: I’m sorry buddy, but no.

Jason when he disagrees with Eric:

Rachel: Ah yes, the four love languages.

Rachel, pointing at Eric: “My family never told me they were proud of me”

Rachel, pointing at Salim: “I'm so fucking tired please god just let me rest for five minutes”

Rachel, pointing at Nick: “Please pay attention to me”

Rachel, pointing at Jason: “Touch Starved”

Nick: Jason, you're obviously on some sort of non-vampire related self-discovery journey right now, and as your friend, I'm going to pull out my best tools to help you.

Nick: *opens new tab and types "am I gay quiz" into the search bar*

Eric: *complaining about Nick*

Eric: He went to a state school

Rachel: So did I

Eric: He’s skinny and pretty

Rachel: So am I

Eric: He’s annoying

Rachel: So are you