Jason, Depressed, Lying On The Floor: I Just Feel Like A Noodle

friend referred to Jason as Male Wife Two-One Actual the other day and I still haven't recovered

*Rachel has broken up with them*

Eric: Wow.. Rachel really hates us.

Nick: Maybe she's homophobic?

Eric: We're not a couple Nick.

Nick: We're not?

Rachel: You're not?

Jason: Are you a painting?

Salim: What-?

Jason: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

All of the confused marines: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HIM OR SOMETHING-

Eric: I can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one boys.

Eric: Manslaughter it is

Semper Fi? more like Simper Fi, amirite? 

Rachel: I spy with my little eye something that starts with 's'.

Nick: *looks at Jason and Salim*

Nick: Is it 'sexual tension'?

Nick: Why are you so mad at me? Is it because I slept with Eric?

Rachel: YOU WHAT?!

Nick: Fuck, it wasn't that.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE TEACHERS PEOPLE IN THE BACK

“you’re [insert age here] and should already know how to—“ very inappropriate way to start or end any conversation with a disabled person <3

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

Salim: no i’m not tired of being nice, yes i still just wanna go apeshit, these things can coexist, stop asking me