Eric: I Can’t Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore My Way Out Of This One Boys.

The legend of the minecraft glow squid

*comes up to u & hands u a bottle of water but it looks like this*

Rachel: I spy with my little eye something that starts with 's'.

Nick: *looks at Jason and Salim*

Nick: Is it 'sexual tension'?

there’s a guy listening to that song that goes “if you gave me a chance I would take it” on full blast during a test and I-

don’t worry, he’s using headphones

Salim: So.

Salim: I'm in love.

Salim: with Jason.

Salim: I'm in love with Jason.

Nick:

Nick: Our Jason?

Salim: Yes?

Salim: . . .thoughts?

Nick: And prayers.

kettles

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

Rachel: now, Eric, I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but i need you to be prof-

Eric: It’s because you’re short

Rachel:

Eric:

Eric, sweating: I take it back

Nick: Aw, no batteries :(

Eric: Aw, what were you gonna do?

Nick: Shine a really bright flashlight in your eyes...

I’m going with: it’s a reference to the Pink Panthers episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved for the points

i think it’s reasonable to assume that any spacefaring version of humanity would probably end up wearing funny hats as a cultural thing

Jason’s whole character arc summed up

Jason: I suck at apologies, so...Unfuck you or whatever.

Jason, watching Zain steal something: Man, what an idiot, where are his parents?

Jason:

Jason: Oh shit, I am the parent