Nick: We Need To Get Through This Locked Door. Eric, Give Me Your Credit Card.

Nick: We need to get through this locked door. Eric, give me your credit card.

Eric: Here.

Nick, pocketing it: Jason, break down the door.

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2 months ago

Jason, laughing:

Eric: Jason, this is my life.

Jason, still laughing: I know, it just sucks!

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3 years ago

Salim: it’s been a rough 24 hours, we could stand to do something stupid

Jason: I’m something stupid, do me

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2 months ago

Rachel, handing Jason a gun: Hold this. Do Not drop my baby.

Nick: Awww, he's holding your baby and carrying Salim's!

Jason: Shut. The Fuck. Up.

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3 years ago

Zain: my baba is great bisexual representation you're lucky to have him if you disagree die

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2 months ago

Jason: But Chernobyl's so silly!

Nick: You can't say that, you're Russian!!!

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houseofashesbrainrot

2 months ago

Jason: I just finished a 239 page book in like an hour, look at me go :)

Salim: It was a graphic novel.

Jason: Shush, I don't want to hear it from you, babe, you're sick!

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Jason: *extremely drunk, starts colouring Salim with a highlighter*

Salim: Erm... What are you doing?

Jason: Highlighting you.

Salim: Yes, I see that... Why?

Jason: Cuz you're important.

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

LMAO

lol fangirl

im a dude...

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houseofashesbrainrot

2 years ago

Salim: no i’m not tired of being nice, yes i still just wanna go apeshit, these things can coexist, stop asking me

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 months ago

(Zain slinking in after a night out)

Salim: What did you have?

Zain: Two glasses of lemonade and, like, five mints... :(

Salim: Go to bed.

Zain: Yes sir.

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