1971: The Start Of The Never-ending Futile War On Drugs

In order to be a good parental role model, I no longer smoke weed. Edible, topicals, patches, and sublinguals are the way to go.

When following old friends you don't see or speak to IRL anymore, Facebook seems to accelerate time when it comes to the "cycle of grief". The newsfeed is literally "lost a spouse, grieving publicly, back in love, remarried", all in the same day.

The working man's rolex.

Scientists avenge Pluto, claim 150 planets in our solar system

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Scientists avenge Pluto, declare 150 planets in our solar system

It would appear that old wounds never heal in outer space

Any geologically active body in the solar system, and that includes your mom. This is the type of assertion I want from the scientific community in 2022. Enough with the bullshit, time to kick ass.

Fans Think Grimes Wrote Secret Reddit Posts About Elon Musk Detailing Alleged Abuse During Their Relationship

If this is really true, Elon Musk sounds awful.

I’m convinced! Aside from this, Grimes’ mother on Twitter is great  @Garossino. 

So, hello. I'm using my platform here now to inform about what's happening in my country. I'm from Cali, Colombia. The city that's been burning for 5 days now and being massacred by its own government.

We need your help to spread awareness on this. As of yet, there hasn't been a lot of international news coverage about it, and our own news are too biased in favor of the government to be of any help.

How did it all start?

On April 28, a national strike was called for people to raise their voices against a tax and health reforms proposed by president Iván Duque, during an economic and social crisis exacerbated by the covid-19 pandemic.

Among other things, this reform wanted to tax us for funeral services (during a pandemic). They also wanted to increase the price of food and water, when most of the population has a salary that does not allow a family to live with dignity. Moreover, another nefastous health reform has yet to be taken down.

But the response of the national government to these protests has been to deploy military forces against the civilian population. A violent, disproportionate, and arbitrary action that incurs in serious human rights violations. My city, Santiago de Cali, has been one of the most affected places. During the night hours of the last few days, in different areas of the city, the police and the mobile anti-riot squad (ESMAD) have burst into peaceful demonstrations attacking with firearms, tear gas, and leaving a balance of dead and wounded that has not yet been counted. They have also captured many demonstrators, some of whose whereabouts are unknown.

My state is threatening the lives of the Colombian population in full view of the world. Please, don't let them silence us!

Approaching 40, realizing dodging every tattoo trend of the last 20 years is my greatest life accomplishment thus far.

Eric Dane gives off Thanos Mad Titan vibes as a pervert dad in Euphoria.

Ever notice how it's almost always the "mother's boyfriend" when a child is killed? Not a coincidence.

Kids, have you ever been simultaneously in love and annoyed with your Tamagatchi pet? Like, Jesus Christ what the fuck do you want now? I just fed you and played with you! That's what parenthood feels like. Have fun with that!