Scientists Avenge Pluto, Claim 150 Planets In Our Solar System

One of my favorites.

Birds are basically the same as dudes who repeatedly get suckered by females via Tiktok -> IG -> OF

Every white dude I know over 30 just cannot hang out without bringing up the subject of bourbon, talking exhaustively about bourbon, showing me their many bottles of bourbon, and asking me to taste one or more of their many bourbons.

"Yep, this one also tastes like bourbon"

I applaud Euphoria showrunners for giving Chloe Cherry a job. Now is the time to destigmatize sex workers, but also make rent more affordable.

On minimalism...

Is yelling "TERF!" in a crowded Tumblr thread still considered free speech?

In order to be a good parental role model, I no longer smoke weed. Edible, topicals, patches, and sublinguals are the way to go.

If you think Reddit is anything other than a heavily censored corporate attorney run capitalist information clearinghouse, then check out the r/antiwork forum today... You can't? Right, it's shut down.

Self proclaimed "outdoorsy" people are mostly delusional, and a special kind of stupid. All it takes is one episode of "Naked and Afraid" to see that these types are no match for actual nature, which is 99% biting insects, parasites, and starvation.

Overwatch Quick Play

I only play Overwatch on Quick Play. Here’s why:

1. Ranked wait times are unacceptable. I have 30 minutes to play, I’m not spending 10 of those in lobbies. 

2. Ranked in-game drop rates are way too high. Nothing worse than waiting 5 minutes for a game and then it being cancelled 1 minute in. 

3. I can’t figure out how to get voice chat to work in my office. I guess the router is too far away. 

How do you play?