Kids, Have You Ever Been Simultaneously In Love And Annoyed With Your Tamagatchi Pet? Like, Jesus Christ

Everyone appears obsessed about one thing. What happened to being well rounded?

Watch "Ariana Grande Acted Like Jennifer Lawrence" on YouTube

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Ariana Grande Acted Like Jennifer Lawrence

Ariana Grande shows off her comedy chops, not too shabby!

Rocco is a real name.

Don't mind me while I stan Zendaya for a minute. She's brilliant in every role. If she keeps it up, she'll be the Meryl Streep of 2052.

Pete Carroll Reveals His Feelings On Colin Kaepernick

Seattle Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll shared his feelings on free agent quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Check it out.

Do you want to know the state of white man America these days? They still won’t hire a most qualified Black man for the job after he brought up race in the workplace, even the ones with job openings that say nice things about him. 

Gracias a Sebastián Yatra no puedo escuchar la palabra "mariposa" sin llorar.

Targeting the link between late pregnancy and breast cancer

Why does a first pregnancy after age 35 increase the risk of breast cancer, and what can be done to combat this?

“Women who become pregnant and have children at an early age have a decreased risk of developing breast cancer in later life; however, any pregnancy after age 35 increases the risk of breast cancer” 

This global trend towards much later pregnancies while women spend their twenties and thirties on their education and careers goes against the female biology in which the prime conditions for childbearing occur in much earlier. 

The modern world has opened up educational and career opportunities to women to an extent never before seen in homo sapiens society. Where heterosexual marriage in agricultural society created the economic and social framework under which women reproduced and could received the appropriate level of resource and physical security for childbearing and child raising, the modern world has replaced marriage as the number one economic vehicle with direct access to economic opportunities. 

This leaves marriage for the modern woman a trimmed down institution servicing cultural emotional expectations (often artificially and tragically inflated by popular culture) and co-parenting. 

I propose a new method of reproduction, one that allows the female full use of her physiology at its most fertile and reproductively secure stage, and direct access to economic opportunity. 

I’ll have to outline this idea in another post. I’ve got a tennis meet up to go to. Let’s just say this new model, a model for all society, will be loosely based on the matrilineal society of the Mosuo culture. 

Can everyone just ditch their stupid fucking iPhones so Tumblr can break free of the Appstore's puritanical control?

Thanks

Ever notice how it's almost always the "mother's boyfriend" when a child is killed? Not a coincidence.

Fans Think Grimes Wrote Secret Reddit Posts About Elon Musk Detailing Alleged Abuse During Their Relationship

If this is really true, Elon Musk sounds awful.

I’m convinced! Aside from this, Grimes’ mother on Twitter is great  @Garossino.