Gracias A Sebastián Yatra No Puedo Escuchar La Palabra "mariposa" Sin Llorar.

Word of advice to the college bound: General business undergrad degrees are all kind of bullshit and useless. Anything that falls under science, technology, engineering, arts, and math will do more to prepare you to create a new world and lead in your future industry.

Russia and Ukraine just need to settle their differences in fucking Eurovision like everyone else.

Grimes will not date "mere mortals".

Spiderman: No Way Home

This is perhaps the most convoluted attempt at a pure fan service curtain call I have ever witnessed. We could’ve skipped this entire thing and gone straight into Symbiote Spidey and his Venom saga were in not for old men in suits. 

I've come to realize Rick And Morty is just SpongeBob Squarepants for adults, that is overly frenetic animations combined with irony packed fever dream storytelling suspending executive brain function in viewership.

Will someone tell the iPhone crowd to stop sending video over SMS? No one wants to see your grainy ass clips.

Someone explain why we have 51 years of this War on Drugs preceded by 200,000 years of eating, licking, snorting, and smoking whatever the hell we wanted?

Don't mind me while I stan Zendaya for a minute. She's brilliant in every role. If she keeps it up, she'll be the Meryl Streep of 2052.

I love this. Something different.

Here I am thinking I've done so well quitting weed, it's been four days.