Approaching 40, Realizing Dodging Every Tattoo Trend Of The Last 20 Years Is My Greatest Life Accomplishment

Did anyone watch the #backtheblue hearing last night?

Congress is moving towards permanent daylight savings time. Fuck that. There is nothing worse than work and school starting before the sun rises. Stop fucking with our circadian rhythm!

Someone explain why we have 51 years of this War on Drugs preceded by 200,000 years of eating, licking, snorting, and smoking whatever the hell we wanted?

If you think Reddit is anything other than a heavily censored corporate attorney run capitalist information clearinghouse, then check out the r/antiwork forum today... You can't? Right, it's shut down.

Don't mind me while I stan Zendaya for a minute. She's brilliant in every role. If she keeps it up, she'll be the Meryl Streep of 2052.

Deleting and blocking political stuff. Too much of a cesspool to wade in. Keep Tumblr fun.

Holding sticks.

Hitting stuff with sticks.

Hitting other people.

Wearing shoes with knives for soles.

Being on top of ice.

Running on top of ice.

All these things are fine, individually. Anyone who does them altogether is a lunatic.

Ever notice how it's almost always the "mother's boyfriend" when a child is killed? Not a coincidence.

Better not lose the dropper!

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