Eric Dane Gives Off Thanos Mad Titan Vibes As A Pervert Dad In Euphoria.

Word of advice to the college bound: General business undergrad degrees are all kind of bullshit and useless. Anything that falls under science, technology, engineering, arts, and math will do more to prepare you to create a new world and lead in your future industry.

Spiderman: No Way Home

This is perhaps the most convoluted attempt at a pure fan service curtain call I have ever witnessed. We could’ve skipped this entire thing and gone straight into Symbiote Spidey and his Venom saga were in not for old men in suits. 

Who is surrounded by family yet still feels alone?

Deleting and blocking political stuff. Too much of a cesspool to wade in. Keep Tumblr fun.

Remember when nobody took a fucking picture at the gym?

Targeting the link between late pregnancy and breast cancer

Why does a first pregnancy after age 35 increase the risk of breast cancer, and what can be done to combat this?

“Women who become pregnant and have children at an early age have a decreased risk of developing breast cancer in later life; however, any pregnancy after age 35 increases the risk of breast cancer” 

This global trend towards much later pregnancies while women spend their twenties and thirties on their education and careers goes against the female biology in which the prime conditions for childbearing occur in much earlier. 

The modern world has opened up educational and career opportunities to women to an extent never before seen in homo sapiens society. Where heterosexual marriage in agricultural society created the economic and social framework under which women reproduced and could received the appropriate level of resource and physical security for childbearing and child raising, the modern world has replaced marriage as the number one economic vehicle with direct access to economic opportunities. 

This leaves marriage for the modern woman a trimmed down institution servicing cultural emotional expectations (often artificially and tragically inflated by popular culture) and co-parenting. 

I propose a new method of reproduction, one that allows the female full use of her physiology at its most fertile and reproductively secure stage, and direct access to economic opportunity. 

I’ll have to outline this idea in another post. I’ve got a tennis meet up to go to. Let’s just say this new model, a model for all society, will be loosely based on the matrilineal society of the Mosuo culture. 

Bliss is knowing all of your high school and college years took place before the advent of smartphones and social media so there is zero evidence of your fuckery sitting in datacenters around the world.

Tell your toddler that's a placebo 3rd degree burn.

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

Kids, have you ever been simultaneously in love and annoyed with your Tamagatchi pet? Like, Jesus Christ what the fuck do you want now? I just fed you and played with you! That's what parenthood feels like. Have fun with that!

Russia and Ukraine just need to settle their differences in fucking Eurovision like everyone else.