Underrated Part Of Petting A Cat Is When You Reach Over Their Head To Scratch Their Back And They Bonk

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Penelope Scott is releasing dead girls sometime this summer and I’m not gonna know how to act

Mentally I'm a little pink peg person in the Game of Life with my little pink peg person wife sitting next to me.

Grown-ups in the world of Stormbreaker:

Adult #1: grotesque gargoyle

Adult #2: hideous beast

Adult #3: truly terrible to behold

Yassen Gregorovich: ✨sleek dancer’s body and chiseled lips✨

I'm struggling with the fact that I was defending Andrew Garfield in Amazing Spiderman when I was but a small child and now everybody wants to act like they were there from the beginning.

Yes I'm happy he's getting his day now.

Yes I will also gatekeep this until I die.

i don’t smoke but if I was famous i’d walk around with iced coffee and a cigarette to give the tumblr girls something to chew on

mom said its my turn to be disney first openly gay character

"Some kid is nothing to worry about" yassen says, with severe worry written all over his face. Smooth. Truly.

i made a transparent rotating Jason gif for when you’re rotating the wolfboy in your brain

IT'S BACK

i have such good news y’all i’m buzzing with excitement

IT GOT STUCK AGAIN

Not this one though, please, I don't wanna seem desperate

My dream is to see one of my shitposts on one of those TikTok compilations