I'm Struggling With The Fact That I Was Defending Andrew Garfield In Amazing Spiderman When I Was But

Whataburger I hardly know her

Kid in my French class: Can I jump off it (the Eiffel Tower)?

Teacher: Please.

Update: they found some glass and they're so excited 🥰

Wish the little science boys who go treasure hunting would actually find something. They seem so sad :(

Just got asked if Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss was some sort of lesbian thing and I think that's enough being alive for today.

Post marital eye contact

That was the funniest thing ever, istg

reblog if you think they should put the boat back

Dying my hair rn and have math homework I haven't done due tomorrow morning.

How am I supposed to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss in these conditions??

Wish the little science boys who go treasure hunting would actually find something. They seem so sad :(

the thing about me is that I will eat an entire avocado and I do not care what you think or if it is your avaocado