Update: They Found Some Glass And They're So Excited 🥰

Must a movie be good? Isn't it enough just to watch a pretty disaster of a man in a loving domestic gay partnership with a ravenous alien goo?

Whataburger I hardly know her

Gay Gwen Stacy fanfiction

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

Imagine being CaliforMIA. Like, straight up missing in action. Lowkey addition by subtraction.

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

fixed it :)

I've decided I'm a muppet, not a man

actually fuck this *joins the muppets*

That was the funniest thing ever, istg

reblog if you think they should put the boat back

Some people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 have even gone to the hospital 🚑, claiming 🙋 that they encountered🚶 Silly 😜 Bones 🦴while fishing 🎣. Don't let his funny name fool you 🙅, this creature has an appetite 🦛 for punching 👊 people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑.