Imagine Being CaliforMIA. Like, Straight Up Missing In Action. Lowkey Addition By Subtraction.

Grown-ups in the world of Stormbreaker:

Adult #1: grotesque gargoyle

Adult #2: hideous beast

Adult #3: truly terrible to behold

Yassen Gregorovich: ✨sleek dancer’s body and chiseled lips✨

i don’t smoke but if I was famous i’d walk around with iced coffee and a cigarette to give the tumblr girls something to chew on

Damien Cray: Hello private assassin of mine, I have an annoying person I’d like to be rid of

Yassen: lol ok no problem boss who is it this time

Damien Cray: This kid called Alex Rider

Yassen: OH NO MY SON

The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

Can't believe that she genuinely doesn't sleep.

Like she's literally waging a war on the weak. She opened the door to my dreams and turned them into nightmares but like a life?? She still gets to keep that??

jason graces arms should be as defined as his legs because he runs on all fours like a wolf send tweet

Crying because we're doing Clue: On Stage and I'm tech head

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Penelope Scott is releasing dead girls sometime this summer and I’m not gonna know how to act

I think Venom 2 is so multifaceted because from one perspective it's just a Segway to insert Venom into the MCU and therefore insert him into No Way Home. From another perspective it's a gay romantic comedy about a man and his hot monster partner eating bad guys while also trying to maintain domestic balance. And that's beautiful to me, just let them be happy :)