Damien Cray: Hello Private Assassin Of Mine, I Have An Annoying Person I’d Like To Be Rid Of

Damien Cray: Hello private assassin of mine, I have an annoying person I’d like to be rid of

Yassen: lol ok no problem boss who is it this time

Damien Cray: This kid called Alex Rider

Yassen: OH NO MY SON

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2 years ago

(so do i)

Minions is such a meme rn because god worships those little guys

1 year ago

It's a need

I Am Sosososo Sorry To Potentially Bother You But HAVE YOU SEEN THIS.,,

i am sosososo sorry to potentially bother you but HAVE YOU SEEN THIS.,,

i have now

2 years ago

Abraham Lincoln more like Gaybraham Lincoln amirite??

3 years ago
Meme with the words: I hate when people ask what I'll be doing next month come on guys I don't have 2022 vision this is literally the last month you can reblog this post.
1 year ago

wake up turn left no right thats right timer reads a bit foggy oh its 6 am 22 minutes where was i at the

DreamSky Compact Digital Alarm Clock with USB Port for Charging, 0-100% Adjustable Brightness Dimmer, Blue Bold Digit Display, Adjustable Alarm Volume, 12/24Hr, Snooze, Bedroom Desk Alarm Clock. : Home & Kitchen

motel somewhere near that shabby mine get up alarms going to ring in two minutes just a bit more time alarm rings old bird tune from the

Adjustable Alarm Sound: Single alarm setting with 9 minutes snooze. No harm “ beep” alarm sound can be set from 30-90 DP as person preference . Needless worry the alarm sound, either too loud thus frightening you or too low to wake you up from deep sleeping. One simple ON/OFF button allows you disable the alarm on weekend.

nt you gotten up yet?" dozing off what was i doing yesterday oh right staying up past 4 in a fight against my own body maybe you should have plugged in the

Outlet Powered with Memorized Battery Backup : Plug in to power the clock with the included DC adapter . 2* AAA batteries ( not included ) needed for storing time and alarm settings in case of power outage. With backup battery power source only, the screen will go blank and alarm will not sound.

but no you insisted you would remember to sleep at the same time maybe jessica instead of bickering about your schedule could have reminded you to sleep. sleep. that's right. i need to get up. for what? ugh. right. business.

"hey jessica do you remember where the [Needless worry the brightness, either too bright thus affecting your sleep or too dark to read time.] was?"

"no though you may want to check the cabinets"

"where"

"under there"

"under where"

at the remote office now, right right some thing about triangulation and what not. if only there was a easy way to keep track of time. if only it were [Easy Operation Clock: Intuitive setting button, experience zero stress when setting the time or alarm. Easy for kids, seniors and the elderly.] but its not really. atomic clock? noo way they wouldn't allow that is there some regulation for mines and clocks i doubt it going to check it up on bing.com / search query: "coverage for atomic clocks"

resutls arent good enough lame government websites - something more official maybe? if only

I've been searching for a while for a clock that an old guy with fading eyesight can easily use. This is simple clock with an old fashioned wheel on the back that adjusts brightness from very dim to bright enough to see with advancing macular degeneration.

"hey alexa, call jessica" wait wrong assistant "Hey Siri, call jessica". "hey siri, call jessica". "hey siri, call jes-i-kuh"

"hey whats horse"

"do you know if theres atomic clock coverage in the mines"

"no"

"ok. see you at 4"

"ok. bye"

hang up.

frusturated once again - not as bad as the digital clock for desk, nightstand, office, living room, plug in alarm clock with battery backup, easy to use simple clock for seniors, teens, kids, elderly, adluts, decent gift choice

though it could get worse. snoozy again

6:25 a.m.

bird sound rings again same hotel different clock. odd. atomic? no. too small. like the cabinets. i couldn't even find the triple a batteries last time, shame

69 day anniversary of whatever this means

1 year ago

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

3 years ago

I WATCHED LET THERE BE CARNAGE YOOOO

I WATCHED LET THERE BE CARNAGE YOOOO

Great movie 1000000% would recommend


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1 year ago

The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

2 years ago

Minions is such a meme rn because god worships those little guys

2 years ago

My dream is to see one of my shitposts on one of those TikTok compilations

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ex2ess - they won't make it home but they really don't care
they won't make it home but they really don't care

they wanted the highway, they're happier there today

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