I WATCHED LET THERE BE CARNAGE YOOOO

It's Florida Man's world, we're just living in it

Not this one though, please, I don't wanna seem desperate

My dream is to see one of my shitposts on one of those TikTok compilations

Whataburger I hardly know her

Trick or Treat! :)

Or :)

I'm literally having a mid life crisis. This is the middle of my life. I'm halfway there, make your mother fucking preparations, God, cause I'm comin up.

(Instead I'm just gay)

I wish I had a supreme sky daddy that I could blame my problems on :(

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Jesus

Biggie Cheese

Some people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 have even gone to the hospital 🚑, claiming 🙋 that they encountered🚶 Silly 😜 Bones 🦴while fishing 🎣. Don't let his funny name fool you 🙅, this creature has an appetite 🦛 for punching 👊 people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑.

Why can't they just be little southern lesbians that are in love.