Why Can't They Just Be Little Southern Lesbians That Are In Love.

Girl in my Chem class: I taught myself how to play piano, I can teach myself coulombic attraction.

Other girl: Wow, that's really amazing.

First girl again: I'm just kidding, I can't play piano.

Update: they found some glass and they're so excited 🥰

Wish the little science boys who go treasure hunting would actually find something. They seem so sad :(

Update: the hair is dyed, the homework is done and I'm back to ggg'ing like I should

Dying my hair rn and have math homework I haven't done due tomorrow morning.

How am I supposed to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss in these conditions??

i have to PRETEND i have to DAYDREAM or i will KILL MYSELF

Also if you regularly work with kids/teens I cannot stress how important it is that you know someone who's like really into lame emo junk. There was a girl my dad was working with who just flat out refused to talk to adults or anyone at all and one day I was there and I saw her wearing a homemade bracelet that had beads that said YLDNDAHFHHACYCSYCDAYDKK and since I was also once a 14 year old making niche homemade mcr merch I was like "oh my god you like dnd Audrey Hepburn Fangoria Harry Houdini and croquet you cant swim you can't dance and you dont know karate!!!" and she looked at me like I'd said literal magic words and now we talk about music all the time

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

fuck this *unfocuses my eyes*

Dorian Gray is a whore confirmed

just found this while looking for smthn in discord, i don’t remember making it but i was right