Not This One Though, Please, I Don't Wanna Seem Desperate

Why are people acting like Gregory is evil for wanting to kill the literal murder robots?? Like, you can simp for Monty all you want, but don't come for my boy just because he killed the giant alligator animatronic that was trying to kill him??

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*insert rat text emoticon thing bc i couldnt find it on google*

Bleeding profusely from the head while also still having perfect aim to make that final poetic shot 😩

“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.

Been working at haunt for a couple weeks now, and people are weird as shit. Like, why tf are little boys asking actors to shove things up their ass?? Why are fully grown men making feet pics jokes when they see severed legs??

Dracula 1931 / Renfield 2023 (1/2)

Posts that are like I hate the wet world I don’t want to get in the shower it’s too hard to get in the shower, couldn’t be me. I always want to be in the shower. I’m so excited to go to the wet world. Sometimes I’ll be like I want to have a shower and then remember I had a shower two hours ago and I am stricken with The Sadness. I would stand in there forever if I could. I would use all the water in the world to be infinitely warm and wet. I’ll take your showers for you. I don’t even care about the water pressure I just need to be eternally dripped on

The Tumblr gods gave me my account back

2015 was ten years ago. You're laughing and 2015 was ten years ago

have you been to a buc-ee's

Nope!