Bleeding Profusely From The Head While Also Still Having Perfect Aim To Make That Final Poetic Shot 😩

IT'S BACK

i have such good news y’all i’m buzzing with excitement

IT GOT STUCK AGAIN

say something funny

Posts that are like I hate the wet world I don’t want to get in the shower it’s too hard to get in the shower, couldn’t be me. I always want to be in the shower. I’m so excited to go to the wet world. Sometimes I’ll be like I want to have a shower and then remember I had a shower two hours ago and I am stricken with The Sadness. I would stand in there forever if I could. I would use all the water in the world to be infinitely warm and wet. I’ll take your showers for you. I don’t even care about the water pressure I just need to be eternally dripped on

Whataburger I hardly know her

Minions is such a meme rn because god worships those little guys

Yeah, I'm a simp.

S-quirrels

I-n

M-y

P-ants

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

Update: they found some glass and they're so excited 🥰

Wish the little science boys who go treasure hunting would actually find something. They seem so sad :(