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Even if they're not funny, it's okay. We're all liars eventually

My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies

Biggie Cheese

Abraham Lincoln more like Gaybraham Lincoln amirite??

I'm literally having a mid life crisis. This is the middle of my life. I'm halfway there, make your mother fucking preparations, God, cause I'm comin up.

I think Venom 2 is so multifaceted because from one perspective it's just a Segway to insert Venom into the MCU and therefore insert him into No Way Home. From another perspective it's a gay romantic comedy about a man and his hot monster partner eating bad guys while also trying to maintain domestic balance. And that's beautiful to me, just let them be happy :)

such a raw-ass pose. do you think they were asked to pose like this or they just did that

Real pity that nobody believed Cassandra. But like, then again, she was lost from the start. Or so I've heard.

IT'S BACK

i have such good news y’all i’m buzzing with excitement

IT GOT STUCK AGAIN