Real Pity That Nobody Believed Cassandra. But Like, Then Again, She Was Lost From The Start. Or So I've

underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

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Penelope Scott is releasing dead girls sometime this summer and I’m not gonna know how to act

that ugly ass puppet from saw is a whore!

Minions is such a meme rn because god worships those little guys

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

LIKE MY FUNNIES PEOPLE IN MY PHONE PLEASE I BEG YOU

My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies

Drinking sugar free Sprite is proven to be better for you and even more horrendous than drinking McDonald's Sprite

Yep, that was the whole movie

*STANDING ON A TABLE WITH A MEGAPHONE ENERGY* MY DEAR FRIENDS, comrades in arms, those of us still out here in the year of our lord 2024, I make great apologies. I am late to you with this. HOWEVER this does not diminish the aggression or pressure from this EXTREMELY FRIENDLY REMINDER that Alex Rider, still 14 I guess although questionable, has never handled a gun but once went to space, thrown into situations he is not qualified for and treats them with the contempt they deserve, yacht destroyer, is out here every day hating British institutions and protesting injustice in government and showcasing that sometimes you just need to blow up a billionaire.

It’s 2024, and I know that for some of us the turning of the year is getting increasingly bleak - we have war, conflict, genocide, climate change, the roll back of basic human rights….but I want us all to go into 2024 with the energy of Alex Rider: yes it’s OK to be down about the circumstances not of your agency that you find yourself in, but there’s always a fucking way to blow up a yacht. Stay safe out there.

You’re laughing. Venom 2 got R-rating in Hungary because it has homosexual propaganda and you’re laughing.