LIKE MY FUNNIES PEOPLE IN MY PHONE PLEASE I BEG YOU

Real pity that nobody believed Cassandra. But like, then again, she was lost from the start. Or so I've heard.

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“I used to have a crush on another guy who rose from the grave. But Jesus never threw a football like you Max”

Dorian Gray is a whore confirmed

just found this while looking for smthn in discord, i don’t remember making it but i was right

the alex rider series asks hard questions like "what if we put a reckless 14 year old in situations so stressful the average adult wouldn't be able to handle them" and ignores several others like "what is the actual timeline"

Post marital eye contact

"Some kid is nothing to worry about" yassen says, with severe worry written all over his face. Smooth. Truly.