The Alex Rider Series Asks Hard Questions Like "what If We Put A Reckless 14 Year Old In Situations So

real talk, yassen is insane for only sleeping 4 hours every 24 hours. baby that is not enough sleep. i know you're like peak health or whatever but that's only enough sleep to live, not thrive. how are you awake and alert everyday. whats wrong with you.

Pride Month is over it's time to return to my little hole under the bridge with the little orange troll from Dora and Mariah Carey

Real pity that nobody believed Cassandra. But like, then again, she was lost from the start. Or so I've heard.

*Whorian Gay

fixed it :))

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

fixed it :)

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

🦐

💅

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

fixed it :)

Biggie Chesus

Biggie Cheese