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Just accidentally assumed I'm going to heaven while also being a gay person who mocks the very thought of God.

I'm literally having a mid life crisis. This is the middle of my life. I'm halfway there, make your mother fucking preparations, God, cause I'm comin up.

Somebody asked me the other day about the books on my Wattpad account that I took down a few years ago and I've been thinking about that a lot

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

That was the funniest thing ever, istg

reblog if you think they should put the boat back

It's Florida Man's world, we're just living in it

You’re laughing. Venom 2 got R-rating in Hungary because it has homosexual propaganda and you’re laughing.

Drinking sugar free Sprite is proven to be better for you and even more horrendous than drinking McDonald's Sprite

jason graces arms should be as defined as his legs because he runs on all fours like a wolf send tweet