Can't Believe That She Genuinely Doesn't Sleep.

things people do after having a nightmare that isn’t crying

struggle to catch their breath

grab onto whatever’s close enough to ground themselves in reality

become nauseous / vomit

shake uncontrollably

sweat buckets

get a headache

things people do to combat having nightmares if they occur commonly

sleep near other people so they can hear the idle sounds of them completing tasks

move to a different sleeping spot than where they had the nightmare

leave tvs / radios / phones on with noise

just not sleep (if you want to go the insomnia route)

sleep during the day in bright rooms

things people with insomnia do

first, obviously, their ability to remember things and their coordination will go out the window

its likely they’ll become irritable or overly emotional

their body will start to ache, shake, and weaken

hallucinate if it’s been long enough

it becomes incredibly easy for them to get sick (and they probably will)

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Pride Month is over it's time to return to my little hole under the bridge with the little orange troll from Dora and Mariah Carey

the alex rider series asks hard questions like "what if we put a reckless 14 year old in situations so stressful the average adult wouldn't be able to handle them" and ignores several others like "what is the actual timeline"

I have been made aware this is not as goofy of a little joke as I thought it was. I apologize and I will leave it up for accountability purposes.

Abraham Lincoln more like Gaybraham Lincoln amirite??

Posts that are like I hate the wet world I don’t want to get in the shower it’s too hard to get in the shower, couldn’t be me. I always want to be in the shower. I’m so excited to go to the wet world. Sometimes I’ll be like I want to have a shower and then remember I had a shower two hours ago and I am stricken with The Sadness. I would stand in there forever if I could. I would use all the water in the world to be infinitely warm and wet. I’ll take your showers for you. I don’t even care about the water pressure I just need to be eternally dripped on

Update: they found some glass and they're so excited 🥰

Wish the little science boys who go treasure hunting would actually find something. They seem so sad :(

what if we kissed 😘in football🏈 helmets?🙈.... Jkjkjk🤣............ Unless😳 💏

football helmets have those little cages over the face cause if they didn't, the players would constantly make out with each other

Also if you regularly work with kids/teens I cannot stress how important it is that you know someone who's like really into lame emo junk. There was a girl my dad was working with who just flat out refused to talk to adults or anyone at all and one day I was there and I saw her wearing a homemade bracelet that had beads that said YLDNDAHFHHACYCSYCDAYDKK and since I was also once a 14 year old making niche homemade mcr merch I was like "oh my god you like dnd Audrey Hepburn Fangoria Harry Houdini and croquet you cant swim you can't dance and you dont know karate!!!" and she looked at me like I'd said literal magic words and now we talk about music all the time

*STANDING ON A TABLE WITH A MEGAPHONE ENERGY* MY DEAR FRIENDS, comrades in arms, those of us still out here in the year of our lord 2024, I make great apologies. I am late to you with this. HOWEVER this does not diminish the aggression or pressure from this EXTREMELY FRIENDLY REMINDER that Alex Rider, still 14 I guess although questionable, has never handled a gun but once went to space, thrown into situations he is not qualified for and treats them with the contempt they deserve, yacht destroyer, is out here every day hating British institutions and protesting injustice in government and showcasing that sometimes you just need to blow up a billionaire.

It’s 2024, and I know that for some of us the turning of the year is getting increasingly bleak - we have war, conflict, genocide, climate change, the roll back of basic human rights….but I want us all to go into 2024 with the energy of Alex Rider: yes it’s OK to be down about the circumstances not of your agency that you find yourself in, but there’s always a fucking way to blow up a yacht. Stay safe out there.