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Trick or Treat! :)

Or :)

Whataburger I hardly know her

the thing about me is that I will eat an entire avocado and I do not care what you think or if it is your avaocado

things people do after having a nightmare that isn’t crying

struggle to catch their breath

grab onto whatever’s close enough to ground themselves in reality

become nauseous / vomit

shake uncontrollably

sweat buckets

get a headache

things people do to combat having nightmares if they occur commonly

sleep near other people so they can hear the idle sounds of them completing tasks

move to a different sleeping spot than where they had the nightmare

leave tvs / radios / phones on with noise

just not sleep (if you want to go the insomnia route)

sleep during the day in bright rooms

things people with insomnia do

first, obviously, their ability to remember things and their coordination will go out the window

its likely they’ll become irritable or overly emotional

their body will start to ache, shake, and weaken

hallucinate if it’s been long enough

it becomes incredibly easy for them to get sick (and they probably will)

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Transcripts wiki is gone and I'm going to cry

Not this one though, please, I don't wanna seem desperate

My dream is to see one of my shitposts on one of those TikTok compilations

Gay Gwen Stacy fanfiction

I have been made aware this is not as goofy of a little joke as I thought it was. I apologize and I will leave it up for accountability purposes.

Abraham Lincoln more like Gaybraham Lincoln amirite??