Ex2ess - They Won't Make It Home But They Really Don't Care

Abraham Lincoln more like Gaybraham Lincoln amirite??

Jesus

Biggie Cheese

Transcripts wiki is gone and I'm going to cry

how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.

Whataburger I hardly know her

the alex rider series asks hard questions like "what if we put a reckless 14 year old in situations so stressful the average adult wouldn't be able to handle them" and ignores several others like "what is the actual timeline"

Can't believe that she genuinely doesn't sleep.

Like she's literally waging a war on the weak. She opened the door to my dreams and turned them into nightmares but like a life?? She still gets to keep that??

Wish the little science boys who go treasure hunting would actually find something. They seem so sad :(

Dorian Gray is a whore confirmed

just found this while looking for smthn in discord, i don’t remember making it but i was right