Kid in my French class: Can I jump off it (the Eiffel Tower)?
Teacher: Please.
Wish the little science boys who go treasure hunting would actually find something. They seem so sad :(
Damien Cray: Hello private assassin of mine, I have an annoying person I’d like to be rid of
Yassen: lol ok no problem boss who is it this time
Damien Cray: This kid called Alex Rider
Yassen: OH NO MY SON
!!THOR LOVE AND THUNDER SPOILERS AHEAD!!
that shit was gay
the soggiest saddest little sons of hades get put in the time out jar to have character development
googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly
The Walking Dead season 1
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they wanted the highway, they're happier there today
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