Ex2ess - They Won't Make It Home But They Really Don't Care

Reblog

Some people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 have even gone to the hospital 🚑, claiming 🙋 that they encountered🚶 Silly 😜 Bones 🦴while fishing 🎣. Don't let his funny name fool you 🙅, this creature has an appetite 🦛 for punching 👊 people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑.

That was the funniest thing ever, istg

reblog if you think they should put the boat back

Update: the hair is dyed, the homework is done and I'm back to ggg'ing like I should

Dying my hair rn and have math homework I haven't done due tomorrow morning.

How am I supposed to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss in these conditions??

Dying my hair rn and have math homework I haven't done due tomorrow morning.

How am I supposed to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss in these conditions??

Currently bawling over the fact that some of the people who wrote "Sold to 1D" fanfics actually finished them and I'm over here with like a billion drafts and none of them are cohesive or completed :'(

no mom i’m not high my eyes are red because i’m evil

It's a need

i am sosososo sorry to potentially bother you but HAVE YOU SEEN THIS.,,

i have now

The Tumblr gods gave me my account back

I've decided I'm a muppet, not a man

actually fuck this *joins the muppets*