Dying My Hair Rn And Have Math Homework I Haven't Done Due Tomorrow Morning.

Posts that are like I hate the wet world I don’t want to get in the shower it’s too hard to get in the shower, couldn’t be me. I always want to be in the shower. I’m so excited to go to the wet world. Sometimes I’ll be like I want to have a shower and then remember I had a shower two hours ago and I am stricken with The Sadness. I would stand in there forever if I could. I would use all the water in the world to be infinitely warm and wet. I’ll take your showers for you. I don’t even care about the water pressure I just need to be eternally dripped on

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That was the funniest thing ever, istg

reblog if you think they should put the boat back

(so do i)

Minions is such a meme rn because god worships those little guys

Also if you regularly work with kids/teens I cannot stress how important it is that you know someone who's like really into lame emo junk. There was a girl my dad was working with who just flat out refused to talk to adults or anyone at all and one day I was there and I saw her wearing a homemade bracelet that had beads that said YLDNDAHFHHACYCSYCDAYDKK and since I was also once a 14 year old making niche homemade mcr merch I was like "oh my god you like dnd Audrey Hepburn Fangoria Harry Houdini and croquet you cant swim you can't dance and you dont know karate!!!" and she looked at me like I'd said literal magic words and now we talk about music all the time

Not this one though, please, I don't wanna seem desperate

My dream is to see one of my shitposts on one of those TikTok compilations

Crying because we're doing Clue: On Stage and I'm tech head

Currently bawling over the fact that some of the people who wrote "Sold to 1D" fanfics actually finished them and I'm over here with like a billion drafts and none of them are cohesive or completed :'(