Sometimes My Friends Will Go "yeah [insert Character Here] Is Hot" And I Have To Silently Stare At The

sometimes my friends will go "yeah [insert character here] is hot" and i have to silently stare at the wall for a bit to realign attraction into my view of how people see a character. sometimes i will repeat "[character] is hot????" over and over again like a broken record to cope. truly terrible.

as an aroace i will forget that being attracted to people is normal until someone else mentions it and it shocks me into silence

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