Look Look I Don't Usually Pick Up On Sexual Tension But Like What Tge Fuck Is Goin On Between Major Hayes

taking personality tests is really just me exasperatedly telling my computer about how neurodivergent i am

i watch voyager w both of my parents bc it's my mom's favorite but like, my father and i fucking HATE neelix. it's on SIGHT. that episode where his lungs got stolen was so fucking funny, they should do it again. "sir his lungs are gone" and they should keep it that way. i think we once went through an entire episode making jokes about him literally eating shit (i can't remember why). we simultaneously groan when he comes on screen. if i had a spark of hope left in my heart i would pray to the star trek gods (threshold lizard babies) to strike him down but sadly being forced to see neelix every episode has snuffed out all positive emotions i had left. if i got to go to 1 (one) fictional universe it would be star trek voyager so i can kick him in the balls.

younger me: my youth invigorates me. i am empowered by my lack of age and it keeps me strong. i can bound over hills in a single leap and my childish energy strengthens my every step. the world is a mystery that i shall uncover with my seemingly endless days for i am young and i shall inherit the earth.

some online game: you have to be 13 to play :/

me: oh but i am woefully old! my age withers my face and seeps into my bones. i have seen time consume whole empires and species but it does not take me. my eyes are old and have seen much. my mind is full of the wonders of the world that i have discovered throughout my time on earth and i have uncovered secrets older than the ageless rocks that scatter the shores. i have seen the dinosaurs walk this land and have seen the first sunrise that graced the skin of the earth.

i’m using a character name generator and it just gave me the name Waffle Treason.  due to this event it is now clear to me that i am have been blessed by the gods.

went on a long walk outside the other day and i carry acorns with me for the express purpose of feeding squirrels and on the way back a squirrel bounded up to me and stopped in front of me waiting for an acorn. 10/10 would recommend taking walks and feeding squirrels, watching them eat them is also adorable.

two truths and a lie

(another practice in drawing expressions)

do you mean half of the conversations to happen in gotham

i've decided to give up ADHD for lent.

FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. SHIT.

update on the clone thing: squirrels hate my double but like, they still love me? so we're gonna test this out on other animals we like to see if they can tell that my clone is an unnatural reproduction of me! i anticipate fun times :)

time agent guy, having taken archer to the future: look at your legacy, archer. see, people will remember you for ages to come. what you will do is important, and that's why you must help me.

archer: mk why uhhhhhh why is everyone singing

time agent guy: this is the best musical of the 25th century. Archer (tm) written by a hologram of lin-manuel miranda, a popular playwright of the 21st century.