Two Truths And A Lie

i watch voyager w both of my parents bc it's my mom's favorite but like, my father and i fucking HATE neelix. it's on SIGHT. that episode where his lungs got stolen was so fucking funny, they should do it again. "sir his lungs are gone" and they should keep it that way. i think we once went through an entire episode making jokes about him literally eating shit (i can't remember why). we simultaneously groan when he comes on screen. if i had a spark of hope left in my heart i would pray to the star trek gods (threshold lizard babies) to strike him down but sadly being forced to see neelix every episode has snuffed out all positive emotions i had left. if i got to go to 1 (one) fictional universe it would be star trek voyager so i can kick him in the balls.

me: wait wait wait what was JFK's first name again?

my friend: idk... wasn't it Johnnedy Kennedy?

for those who don't know what christians do during their little youth gatherings and confirmation stuff, we summon a demon in an empty parking lot at night and fist fight it in an initiation ceremony

why is sports such an intense fandom

there should be a game show where the contestants are given a group of memes involving one event and have to figure out what event they're all about or what happened

i wear a white and black ring as an aroace person and every acespec or arospec person i've met i've had to describe why i wear them every single time except once. i was talking to an acespec friend of mine a bit ago about the card suit thing and they didn't even know it was something that was done. idk it feels like every time that i bring up something i learned about as being ace or aro culture, my ace and aro friends have never even heard about it. it's kinda sad

every time i think about the aphobia and blatant erasure of aspec culture that’s been so rampant in online spaces i get SO sad. now aspec people don’t even know their own history!! aspec people are calling queerplatonic relationships “just friends”!! people are confusing asexuality with celibacy and aromanticism with asexuality!! aspec people think aspec identities are a 2000s fad!! this is so sad!!!!!

the aspec war on bots is preparing us to take over denmark

person, singing: oh do you know the muffin man who lives on-

the muffin man, covering their mouth: please stop giving away my address

i think my life is slowly becoming a game of 'how many queer stereotypes can i fulfill'

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