Its Wild Going Back To School From Break Because My Brain Is Telling Me "oh Dear, Uh, We Are Around People
its wild going back to school from break because my brain is telling me "oh dear, uh, we are around people and we do NOT remember social rules"
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welcome to aromantic awareness week everyone, to start i would like to call out my younger self who justified not having crushes by saying "ugh i know them too well, i can't have a crush on them now" and my knowledge of how crushes work still hasn't changed!
me: are you liking clone wars
you, an unsuspecting fool with good, but predictable taste: yeah, obi-wan is my favorite!
me: i figured.
you: ???
me: i figured you'd obi-wanT DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH
younger me: my youth invigorates me. i am empowered by my lack of age and it keeps me strong. i can bound over hills in a single leap and my childish energy strengthens my every step. the world is a mystery that i shall uncover with my seemingly endless days for i am young and i shall inherit the earth.
some online game: you have to be 13 to play :/
me: oh but i am woefully old! my age withers my face and seeps into my bones. i have seen time consume whole empires and species but it does not take me. my eyes are old and have seen much. my mind is full of the wonders of the world that i have discovered throughout my time on earth and i have uncovered secrets older than the ageless rocks that scatter the shores. i have seen the dinosaurs walk this land and have seen the first sunrise that graced the skin of the earth.
time agent guy, having taken archer to the future: look at your legacy, archer. see, people will remember you for ages to come. what you will do is important, and that's why you must help me.
archer: mk why uhhhhhh why is everyone singing
time agent guy: this is the best musical of the 25th century. Archer (tm) written by a hologram of lin-manuel miranda, a popular playwright of the 21st century.
send help.
do you mean half of the conversations to happen in gotham
the doctor, regenerating: new year new me
everytime i'm watching something with one of my siblings and i bring up how i think a character is lgbtq+ they're like 'oh? and wheres the proof?' like bestie i just know
was out hunting bots in the ace tag and read the tagline to one of the health advertisements as 'alien power supplement' and was like 'huh! getting creative?' but later i saw the same ad again and realized i'd just misread the word aizen :(
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