PAH!! There’s No Way Bro Could Be Gman Man Without Me Knowing!

me, trying to drink my orange juice: lalala i dink my oange

the treacherous trachea:

“I once brought up mothman in class and you could see him get visibly angry and say ‘don’t play poker with him’ before muttering something about 10 dollars. He then disappeared for, like, 5 days and when he came back he had a giant moth antenna and ten dollars sitting on his desk. 5/5 dunno what his deal is but I’m pretty certain he could kill god.”

Hc that Ford gets a job at a local community college as a physics prof after he and Stan are done sailing around the world and fulfills his destiny as the eccentric professor he was always meant to be

And he quickly gains a reputation amongst the stem students as That Professor

I bet his ratemyprof reviews would be insane:

“He didn’t grade any of our homework until the end of the semester, but he brought something called a ‘plaidypus’ to class and let us pet it. Her name was Dorothy. 5/5”

“He constantly ranted about how ‘triangles are the most untrustworthy shape’ whatever that means. Also he doesn’t know how to use the internet. I hated his class. 5/5”

And many more iterations of “this guy is terrible. 5 stars”

I take it back.

This game is great!

#holy shit it’s Jesus

jesus no

Bestie no don’t have a mental breakdown in the forest you’re too #girlboss for that

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Aka @ckret2 I drew your son please stare at him

The sketch + a few silly doodles under cut!

As you can see the sketch was much more Emo but after I read the eclipse saga again I realized that he was actually less sad and more dissociative.

Yippie!!! Yahoo!!! Uh yeah silly guy I love drawing thank you @ckret2 for this beautiful thing

I don’t really want to be a girl but I’m not transgender because boy sounds way worse but I’m not neither and or slash in between because that’s not right so I have concluded that I must be an Eldrich horror beyond human comprehension or a deep sea isopod and there is no in-between

“Ooooh we gotta deport the Mexicans! We gotta deport the Asians! We gotta-!” No. How about I deport YOU. Go back to Britain.

THE SHINDIG!!! ITS COMING!!!

Had a dream where I was in some guys car and he was speeding and he got pulled over and the exchange went like

Cop: Sir you were going 60 in a school zone!!!!

Guy: im sorry sir I can’t stop!!!!

Cop: why?

Guy: I have to go to shindig rehab!!

Different cop over radio: TIM !! LET THAT MAN GO!!! HES ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG!!!

Ah yes. I’m so glad my favorite snack finally has a healthier option.

OGMYGOD DONT FUKING DO DHISFZIDTIXGOCZOCZOCZOVUOFZO

Mmmm… eating pancake… feeling 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵...